Quoted from Father Guido Sarducci - Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)According to the Father I am up to about $265K. I guess I better take those hub cap's back!
I managed to spend some time on the treadmill yesterday and walked to and from work today, so wracked up a few extra miles.
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